fishing weights

Could someone please give me detailed instructions on how I can turn these fishing weights into gold?
You need a nuclear reactor. Word is, in an old Russian power plant, part of the lead shielding turned to gold after years of exposure to radiation.
It would take time, but apparently it does work in a human lifetime.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_transmutation
“…Ironically, it transpired that, under true nuclear transmutation, it is far easier to turn gold into lead than the reverse reaction, which was the one the alchemists had ardently pursued. Nuclear experiments have successfully transmuted lead into gold, but the expense far exceeds any gain.[6] It would be easier to convert gold into lead via neutron capture and beta decay by leaving gold in a nuclear reactor for a long period of time.
197Au + n → 198Au (halflife 2.7 days) → 198Hg + n → 199Hg + n → 200Hg + n → 201Hg + n → 202Hg + n → 203Hg (halflife 47 days) → 203Tl + n → 204Tl (halflife 3.8 years) → 204Pb (halflife 1.4×1017 years) …”
Fishing Bait & Equipment : How to Attach Weights to a Fishing Line
